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(Source: amigoamigo, via heartmindawakening)
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When I close the wrong tab….
via sodamnrelatable
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8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly From Your Nightmares
I love all these critters….
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via manatheology)
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Last week at the International Meeting of Black People...
- White person (bursting through the door): Don't worry everyone; I'm here! Sorry, I got stuck in traffic, but I finally made it. That's right. I'm a white person! Please, hold your applause. I'm here to help you in the fight against racism. That's just the kind of person I am. I'm sincere, caring, and enthusiastic and ready to help in any way I can.
- Black woman: Um, well I guess you could start by--
- White person: Hey, I've got an idea. Let's all dress up like Trayvon Martin and march down main street! We'll call it "One Million Hoodies" and we can all go out and by Skittles and Arizona Teas and make speeches about white privilege.
- Black woman: I don't... I don't think that'd be--
- White person: Hey, I noticed one of your pamphlets said "End White Supremacy." First thing's first, we need to change that. I don't know, the phrase "white supremacy" sounds like it might alienate white people. How are we supposed to end racism without white people's help?
- Black woman: You know white people created racism, right?
- White person: OH THAT IS IT. YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER END RACISM UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BE NICE TO WHITE PEOPLE. HOW DARE YOU BE SO CRUEL TO SOMEONE WHO JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU? I AM SO OUT OF HERE. GOOD LUCK ENDING RACISM WITHOUT ME. YOUR FIGHT IS NOW FUTILE.
- Dion: Now watch white people argue with this post and successfully miss the entire point.
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▷ Brave (2012) concept art of Merida and the Bear by Noah Klocek and Huy Nguyen
(via animationalley)
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EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS
ROFL!!!!
CHOKE ON IT BITCH!
((Lady trying to make Vice eat his veggies??!))
((What did I told you about say dirty words!!!!! )))
((AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)))
This is making me LOL!!!!
(Source: theslowpokewell, via vcplz)
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YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA
This.
(Source: duwub, via nightinthewoods)
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chickens don’t make sense
chiquelibrium
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(Source: noirlac, via paganearthmoving)
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spirit fucking animal. i wish i could dress as bobby hill everyday.YES
Bobby Hill 4 lyfe.
(Source: arandomgirlinarandomworld, via airyearthgirl)
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#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via koalaura)
